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I could get stung by a jellyfish or an electric eel or eaten by a shark or I could drown ... I'll tell you why: 'Cause the Berkleys feed 'em to their dog.. For me, having ADHD feels like my brain is a spinning beach ball. ... I was heading out the door, now I'm at my car and I'm holding my dog's leash. ... It also helps me ignore some things like how little food I've eaten in the past ... I wasn't stupid, but I struggled with homework, especially anything that was of no interest to me.. Homework eats dog humorous interpretation ... eric roytman. Homework eats dog monologue youtube. homework eats dog and other woeful tales. Homework .... ... including character sketches, celebrity interviews and comic monologues. ... The Dog Ate My Homework, Celebrity Eggheads and NBC's Today Show.. Jake Blues: I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out .... 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